Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label puns. Show all posts
Friday, February 5, 2016
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
Ten Pun Tuesdays Part 1- (Oneliner Jokes)
1. Your girlfriend is so old you're "Carbon dating".
2. When you sell your body to pay for School it's called PROSTI-TUITION.
3. A guy who uses every hour to tell his girlfriend he loves her is like a matress. - He is sprung.
4. There's a secret organization that watches Facebook posts. It's called the "FB-Eye"
5. A spammers philosophy is 50 Cent inspired, "Get REACH Or Die Rying".
6. I love listening to songbirds and also DUCK poets.
7. Stephen was stoned to death, I wonder what type of weed he was on.
8. In many cartoons cats and dogs reign.
9.
Q.How do government people get transport?
A. They use Taxes.
10.
Q. If a comedian starts a bus company, what will it be called?
A. Oneliner
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